i want realistic modern fantasy like
someone finding a dragon egg and livetweeting the process of trying to hatch it (with no prior knowledge on how a dragon egg should be hatched)
a guy selling an enchanted sword on craigslist
a tattoo artist who does spell runes but for really mundane stuff like conjuring a bound demonic pen or for summoning your keys
summoning a demon for the vine
selfies with mermaids
prank calling wizards
sam finds out about steve’s massive crush on him because the pigeons told him. sam wilson’s pigeon gang 2k14
What if Sam gets his powers and all of a sudden can talk to birds, and his pigeons are all like,
"Man have we got some dirt on the blonde guy for you."
And Sam’s like “Steve?? He talked to you about me?”
Birds: “Yeah dude wants to be your mate and build a nest with you and regurgitate mealworms for your offspring—— any fool can see that.”
Sam: …..Okay but… did he use those words exactly? I’m guessing no.
Birds: Ehh…. paraphrasing, there was a lot of boring stuff about your eyes we kind of tuned out.
I foresee Redwing getting the tiniest bit jealous and be like,
"You’re gonna trust those rats with wings? I’ll get you even better info."
Considering he knows Steve lives and Steve trusts me and feeds him sometimes he basically has front view access.
" He was naming your future chicks Sam. He was kind of really in-depth about the whole thing. Also he was talking about that metal guy. He-he made this funny joke and he said, ahh you’d have the be there. It was really good though."
Redwing also finds out who the founder of the Sam Wilson fan club. ie Steve. This he doesn’t divulge that info.
Sam eventually tells them all that they have to stop because this an invasion of privacy and he feels really bad about it.
But it turns out that Redwing really likes playing spy and crime fighter. Some times he works with the pigeons. Basically they have the whole city tapped.
favorite personality traits of steve rogers:
- don’t tell me what to do
- fuck your rules
- no seriously, your rules are pointless and i’m ignoring them
- fuck your bullshit
- double dog dare me
- lets fucking jump off this building!!!!!
- i’m annoyed at everything you choose to be but recognize you need help and love
- ~*sarcastic compliment*~
- ~*barely concealed dry insult*~
- the best tactical mind in the universe, lets plan this shit
- i love my country that’s why i’m forever critical of it and mindful of the past and concerned for the future
- loyalty and love above reason
steve rogers personality traits in fandom:
- what does a microwave do idgi
- gay people lol amirite
- sure i’ll do whatever you say
- math??????????????? science??????????
- no, i would not like to participate in shenanigans
- america fuck yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!
Little Hermione doing Hermione things.
buffy summers taking none of your misogynistic bullshit
I have been, and always shall be, your friend. Live long and prosper.
I didn’t mean to do it but I managed to sync up the hand drops
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
The second trailer is killing me!!!!!!!!!!BUCKYYYYY!!!! T A T
i wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.
"If white people are so privileged why is there a Black Entertainment Network and no White Entertainment Network?"
"Men don’t have privilege, there are women’s only gyms!"
"Why isn’t there a campus centre for straight/cis people!?"
SAME REASONS WHY IN MARIO KART YOU DON’T GET BLUE SHELLS OR LIGHTNING BOLTS WHEN YOU’RE ALREADY IN FIRST PLACE, ASSBAG.
This is honestly the best explanation I have ever seen.